Don't be fooled, this bowl is tiny. It's basically bacon croutons and ranch.
by treslechesmfa
36 Comments
OriginalNew7
A burger is more salad than this
saurus-REXicon
Dressing soup.
gumballhead86
Tell me you’re from the Midwest without telling me you’re from the midwest.
Eastiegirl333
Just needs a huge dollop of ranch.
Jaydells420
The lettuce is just for her peace of mind at this point 😭😂
GrandmasBlueWaffles
No cheese? Shame.
AboutAverage404
Well she’s not wrong! There’s like, one shredded leaf of lettuce in that bowl!
bigfoot7750
No-Asparagus2823
im gonna throw up
wildmeli
i work at a restaurant in the midwest and seeing people drown their salad in ranch always breaks my heart a bit. but at least they’re eating some veggies. i judge people who want only iceberg lettuce and cheese on their “salad” so much more. like dude eat a tomato it’s not going to kill you 😭
leapdayreynolds
Your wife’s from the Midwest
backrubbing
I was totally on board… Then the ranch came in.
SmileParticular9396
That’s something but it ain’t a salad
Jojosbees
Is your wife from the midwest?
spacefaceclosetomine
When people say a salad has more calories than a cheeseburger, this is the salad.
Frosty_Yesterday_343
This is the best stereotypical American salad ive ever seen in my life. The few shreds of lettuce and one entire cup of ranch really pull it off the look.
almstAlwysJokng4real
Your wife needs to go on a diet.
TruthThroughArt
tuggertheboat
This is a deconstructed bacon sandwich lol
GabrielBischoff
How bad could it… OH GOD
Dinyska
There is some lettuce in your salad
KingOfTheWorldxx
Ew
keepthinKing12
itriedtodrinkitaway
Where’s the sprinkle cheese?
Jeramy_Jones
DresdenMurphy
As long as she has a diet soda with it, it’s fine.
No-Passenger2194
The best kind of salad lol. When I worked on a salad line sometimes I would eat a dressing cup of cherry tomatos, ham cubes, croutons, cheddar and ranch as a snack. I realized it’s iceberg and romaine I don’t like so if I make salad now I use spring mix, baby spinach or arugula.
KittiesRule1968
That’s disgusting
jkih8u
Seems legit lol
Brando3141
You had me until the whole metric liter of ranch. This is basically soup at this point.
crescen_d0e
If your wife hates salad as much as it seems, she might need to start having Dinosaur Time instead of pretending she likes salad
AppUnwrapper1
Why even bother with the lettuce at this point?
buttstuffisfunstuff
This is probably what the people on my 600 lb life are eating when they say they’ve only been eating salad but somehow gained 10 lbs.
LastChans1
5% greens, 95% other stuff. OP: you wife her again, you hear???
IceColdPorkSoda
“I’ve been eating nothing but salads for weeks! I don’t understand why I’m gaining weight 😭”
36 Comments
A burger is more salad than this
Dressing soup.
Tell me you’re from the Midwest without telling me you’re from the midwest.
Just needs a huge dollop of ranch.
The lettuce is just for her peace of mind at this point 😭😂
No cheese? Shame.
Well she’s not wrong! There’s like, one shredded leaf of lettuce in that bowl!
im gonna throw up
i work at a restaurant in the midwest and seeing people drown their salad in ranch always breaks my heart a bit. but at least they’re eating some veggies. i judge people who want only iceberg lettuce and cheese on their “salad” so much more. like dude eat a tomato it’s not going to kill you 😭
Your wife’s from the Midwest
I was totally on board… Then the ranch came in.
That’s something but it ain’t a salad
Is your wife from the midwest?
When people say a salad has more calories than a cheeseburger, this is the salad.
This is the best stereotypical American salad ive ever seen in my life. The few shreds of lettuce and one entire cup of ranch really pull it off the look.
Your wife needs to go on a diet.
This is a deconstructed bacon sandwich lol
How bad could it… OH GOD
There is some lettuce in your salad
Ew
Where’s the sprinkle cheese?
As long as she has a diet soda with it, it’s fine.
The best kind of salad lol. When I worked on a salad line sometimes I would eat a dressing cup of cherry tomatos, ham cubes, croutons, cheddar and ranch as a snack. I realized it’s iceberg and romaine I don’t like so if I make salad now I use spring mix, baby spinach or arugula.
That’s disgusting
Seems legit lol
You had me until the whole metric liter of ranch. This is basically soup at this point.
If your wife hates salad as much as it seems, she might need to start having Dinosaur Time instead of pretending she likes salad
Why even bother with the lettuce at this point?
This is probably what the people on my 600 lb life are eating when they say they’ve only been eating salad but somehow gained 10 lbs.
5% greens, 95% other stuff. OP: you wife her again, you hear???
“I’ve been eating nothing but salads for weeks! I don’t understand why I’m gaining weight 😭”
She’s either from the Midwest or Russia.